The Woman Marine Pilot

3012Red sent his one to me today.

The teacher
> gave her fifth grade class an assignment: Get their parents to tell
> them a story with a moral at the end of it.
>
> The next day,
> the kids came back and, one by one, began to tell their stories.
> There were all the regular types of stuff: spilled milk and pennies
> saved. But then the teacher realized, much to her dismay, that only
> Janie was left.
>
> Janie, do you have a story to share?"
>
> ''Yes ma'am.
> My daddy told me a story about my Mommy. She was a Marine pilot in
> Desert Storm, and her plane got hit. She had to bail out over enemy
> territory, and all she had was a flask of whiskey, a pistol, and a
> survival knife. She drank the whiskey on the way down so the bottle
> wouldn't break, and then her parachute landed her right in the middle
> of 20 Iraqi troops. She shot 15 of them with the pistol, until she
> ran out of bullets, killed four more with the knife, till the blade
> broke, and then she killed the last Iraqi with her bare hands."
>
> ''Good
> Heavens," said the horrified teacher. "What did your Daddy
> tell you was the moral to this horrible story?"
>
>
> "Stay
> away from Mommy when she's been drinking."

Now thats a woman I want to drink with. At least you know she got your back.

But think of what she might do when she sneaks around and gets in front of you!!!!

This made me laugh out loud!