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| Subject: female pilot October 1st 2011, 4:28 pm | |
| Subject: Female Marine Pilot
Subject: Female Marine Pilot
This is a story to remember!
The teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment: Get their parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it. The next day, the kids came back and, one by one, began to tell their stories.
There were all the regular types of stuff: spilled milk and pennies saved. But then the teacher realized, much to her dismay, that only Janie was left.
"Janie, do you have a story to share?"
'Yes ma'am. My daddy told me a story about my Mommy. She was a Marine pilot in Desert Storm, and her plane got hit. She had to bail out over enemy territory, and all she had was a flask of whiskey, a pistol, and a survival knife."
"She drank the whiskey on the way down so the bottle wouldn't break, and then her parachute landed her right in the middle of 20 Iraqi troops. She shot 15 of them with the pistol, until she ran out of bullets, killed four more with the knife, till the blade broke, and then she killed the last Iraqi with her bare hands."
''Good Heavens,' said the horrified teacher. What did your Daddy tell you was the moral to this horrible story?"
"Don't freak with Mommy when she's been drinking."
I love these touching stories, don't you?
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| | | rayray Moderator
Number of posts : 6335 Age : 58 Location : statesville,nc Registration date : 2010-08-15
| Subject: Re: female pilot October 1st 2011, 4:33 pm | |
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| | | ElmoEOD
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| Subject: Re: female pilot October 1st 2011, 4:40 pm | |
| I'll drink to that | |
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| Subject: Re: female pilot October 1st 2011, 8:18 pm | |
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| | | shawn
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| Subject: Re: female pilot October 1st 2011, 8:22 pm | |
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| | | big g
Number of posts : 3689 Age : 64 Location : Stokesdale N.C-HillTop WVA Registration date : 2010-02-04
| Subject: Re: female pilot October 1st 2011, 10:33 pm | |
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| | | Jet
Number of posts : 4150 Age : 73 Location : Canal Winchester Ohio 43110 Registration date : 2011-04-19
| Subject: Re: female pilot October 1st 2011, 11:23 pm | |
| - mason thomas wrote:
- Subject: Female Marine Pilot
Subject: Female Marine Pilot
This is a story to remember!
The teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment: Get their parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it. The next day, the kids came back and, one by one, began to tell their stories.
There were all the regular types of stuff: spilled milk and pennies saved. But then the teacher realized, much to her dismay, that only Janie was left.
"Janie, do you have a story to share?"
'Yes ma'am. My daddy told me a story about my Mommy. She was a Marine pilot in Desert Storm, and her plane got hit. She had to bail out over enemy territory, and all she had was a flask of whiskey, a pistol, and a survival knife."
"She drank the whiskey on the way down so the bottle wouldn't break, and then her parachute landed her right in the middle of 20 Iraqi troops. She shot 15 of them with the pistol, until she ran out of bullets, killed four more with the knife, till the blade broke, and then she killed the last Iraqi with her bare hands."
''Good Heavens,' said the horrified teacher. What did your Daddy tell you was the moral to this horrible story?"
"Don't freak with Mommy when she's been drinking."
I love these touching stories, don't you?
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thats harlious. | |
| | | bubba53 Moderator
Number of posts : 12045 Age : 70 Location : statesville,nc Registration date : 2009-08-29
| Subject: Re: female pilot October 1st 2011, 11:52 pm | |
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| Subject: Re: female pilot October 2nd 2011, 12:14 am | |
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