Hillbilly Divorce

HILLBILLY DIVORCE

A hillbilly farmer who wanted to get a divorce paid a visit to a lawyer.
The lawyer said, 'How can I help you?' The farmer said, 'I want to get
one of them dayvorces.'

The lawyer said, 'Do you have any grounds?' The farmer said, 'Yes, I got 40
acres' The lawyer said, 'No, No, you don't understand, Do you have a suit?

The farmer said, 'Yes, I got a suit, I wears it to church on Sundays.' The lawyer
said, 'No, no, I mean, do you have a case?' The farmer said, 'No, I ain't got a
Case, but I got a John Deere.

The lawyer said, 'No, I mean, do you have a grudge?' The farmer said,'Yes, I
got a grudge, that's where I parks the John Deere'

The lawyer said, 'Does your wife beat you up or something?' The farmer said,
'No, we both get up at 4:30.'

By now the lawyer is getting frustrated but tries one last question .The lawyer
said, 'Is your wife a nagger?' The farmer said, 'No, she's a little white gal, but
our last child was a nagger and that's why I wants a dayvorce.'

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That's a good one!

Like the joke. It's real cute.