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| Subject: from someone who "ALMOST became a victim May 29th 2009, 12:55 am | |
| This is from someone who "ALMOST became a victim!
To the Guy Who Tried to Mug Me in Downtown Savannah night before last Date: 2009-03-23, 3:43AM EST
I was the guy with the black Burberry jacket that you demanded I hand over, shortly after you pulled the knife on me and my girlfriend.
You also asked for my girlfriend's purse and earrings.
I hope you somehow come across this message. I'd like to apologize.
I didn't expect you to crap in your pants when I drew my pistol after you took my jacket. Truth is, I was wearing the jacket for a reason that evening, and it wasn't that cold outside.
You see, my girlfriend had just bought me that Kimber Model 1911 .45 ACP pistol for Christmas, and we had just picked up a shoulder holster for it that evening.
Beautiful pistol, eh?
It's a very intimidating weapon when pointed at your head, isn't it? I know it probably wasn't a great deal of fun walking back to wherever you'd come from with that brown sludge flopping about in your pants. I'm sure it was even worse since you also ended up leaving your shoes, cellphone, and wallet with me. I couldn't have you calling up any of your buddies to come help you try to mug us again.
I took the liberty of calling your mother, or "Momma" as you had her listed in your cell, and explaining to her your situation.
I gave your shoes to one of the homeless guys over by the park, along with all of the cash in your wallet.
I threw the wallet in a fancy suv "pimp mobile" parked at the curb after I broke the windshield and side window out and keyed the drivers side. I called a bunch of phone sex numbers from your cellphone. They'll be on your bill in case you'd like to know which ones. I hope they haven't permanently cut off your service.
I'd also like to apologize for not killing you and instead making you walk back home humiliated. I'm hoping that you'll reconsider your choice of path in life. Next time you might not be so lucky. |
| | | Jeff M
Number of posts : 1777 Location : Moneta Va Registration date : 2009-02-16
| Subject: Re: from someone who "ALMOST became a victim May 29th 2009, 8:39 am | |
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| | | RZRCRAC
Number of posts : 574 Age : 56 Location : Indianapolis, IN Registration date : 2009-02-24
| Subject: Re: from someone who "ALMOST became a victim May 29th 2009, 12:35 pm | |
| Amen is all I can say.... | |
| | | Bobby D
Number of posts : 14579 Location : Blacksburg,Va Registration date : 2009-02-08
| Subject: Re: from someone who "ALMOST became a victim May 29th 2009, 9:45 pm | |
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| | | RHarrah
Number of posts : 555 Location : Akron, Ohio Registration date : 2009-02-12
| Subject: Re: from someone who "ALMOST became a victim May 29th 2009, 10:36 pm | |
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| | | Pops
Number of posts : 1259 Age : 65 Location : Baytown, TX Registration date : 2009-02-20
| Subject: Re: from someone who "ALMOST became a victim May 30th 2009, 4:58 pm | |
| I like that one.. | |
| | | Hump
Number of posts : 4683 Age : 45 Location : Richwood, WV Registration date : 2009-03-08
| Subject: Re: from someone who "ALMOST became a victim May 31st 2009, 1:52 am | |
| You'll only get mugged if you go downtown.....unless you're packin. | |
| | | yellowzx01
Number of posts : 796 Age : 43 Location : Charleston, WV Registration date : 2009-03-05
| Subject: Re: from someone who "ALMOST became a victim May 31st 2009, 2:23 pm | |
| That's right! | |
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