The Lone Ranger

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The Lone Ranger was ambushed and captured by
> >> >>> an enemy Indian war party.
> >> >>>
> >> >>> The Indian Chief proclaims, "So, you are the
> >> >>> great Lone Ranger. In honor of the Harvest
> >> >>> Festival, you will be executed in three days.
> >> >>> But, before I kill you, I will grant you three
> >> >>> requests. What is your first request?"
> >> >>>
> >> >>> The Lone Ranger responds, "I'd like to speak to
> >> >>> my horse."
> >> >>>
> >> >>> The Chief nods and Silver is brought before the
> >> >>> Lone Ranger, who whispers in Silver's ear, and
> >> >>> the horse gallops away. Later that evening,
> >> >>> Silver returns with a beautiful blonde woman on
> >> >>> his back.
> >> >>>
> >> >>> As the Indian Chief watches, the blonde enters the
> >> >>> Lone Ranger's tent and spends the night. The next
> >> >>> morning the Indian Chief admits he's impressed.
> >> >>> "You have a very fine and loyal horse, but I will
> >> >>> still kill you in two days. What is your second
> >> >>> request?"
> >> >>>
> >> >>> The Lone Ranger again asks to speak to his horse.
> >> >>> Silver is brought to him, and he again whispers in
> >> >>> the horse's ear. As before, Silver takes off across
> >> >>> the plains and disappears over the horizon. Later
> >> >>> that evening, to the Chief's surprise, Silver again
> >> >>> returns, this time with a voluptuous brunette, even
> >> >>> more attractive than the blonde.
> >> >>>
> >> >>> She enters the Lone Ranger's tent and spends the
> >> >>> night. The following morning the Indian Chief is
> >> >>> again impressed. "You are indeed a man of many
> >> >>> talents, but I will still kill you tomorrow. "What is
> >> >>> your last request?"
> >> >>>
> >> >>> The Lone Ranger responds, "I'd like to speak to my
> >> >>> horse,....alone."
> >> >>>
> >> >>> The Chief is curious, but he agrees, and Silver is
> >> >>> brought to the Lone Ranger's tent. Once they're alone,
> >> >>> the Lone Ranger grabs Silver by both ears, looks him
> >> >>> square in the eye and says,
> >> >>>
> >> >>>
> >> >>> "Listen
> >> >>>
> >> >>> very
> >> >>>
> >> >>> carefully .
> >> >>>
> >> >>> for
> >> >>>
> >> >>> the
> >> >>>
> >> >>> last
> >> >>>
> >> >>> time .
> >> >>>
> >> >>> I said.....
> >> >>>
> >> >>> Bring POSSE!"

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