How Olie's cow died

Subject: How Olie's cow died May 14th 2012, 8:46 pm

Olie was hit by a semi truck and was in court sueing the trucking co. Here is how the proceedings went: In court the trucking co. lawyer was questioning Olie about the accident. The lawyer: Now tell me, didnt you say at the scene of the accident "you were fine." Olie responded: "Vell leet me tell you vat happened. I loaded my "bessie" my favorite cow to go get bread." The lawyer responded, so you was hauling bessie to the grocery store to buy bread. No, no Olie responded, I am trying to tell you vat happened. Lawyer: I am not asking you what happened, answer the question, "did you say to the policeman at the scene you were fine". Olie, once again, I just loaded bessie in the truck and was heading down the highway", the lawyer once again interoupted and said "Judge" just make him answer the question. He told the patroleman right after the accident he was fine. Now he is trying to sue my client. I believe he is a fraud and this suit is without merit. By this time it begin to catch the judges attention. I will allow Olie to explain what happened. Olie thanked the judge and proceded to explain. "Vell as I vas saying, I loaded "bessie" my favorite cow in the truck to go get bread. I vas driving down de highway ven this big semi truck ran a stop sign and smacked my truck right in da side. I was thrown in da ditch and bessie was thrown across the road I was moaining and groaning and I could hear bessie moaining and groaning also. Soon de patroleman arrived. He could hear bessie moaining and groaning laying the ditch. He took his gun and shot bessie right between de eyes. He came over to me, laying in the ditch moaning groaning, still holding his gun with it still smoking and looked me straight in de eyes and says "how are you"? NOW VAT DE HELL YOU TINK I GONNA SAY.