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+8kgcyrus kodiakman bubba53 Pops KC0514 pit dog Jeff M neuromax 12 posters | Author | Message |
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neuromax
Number of posts : 2775 Age : 54 Location : Greensboro, NC Registration date : 2009-02-14
| Subject: Best Bar Joke In a While April 27th 2010, 11:22 am | |
| Guy goes into a bar, there's a robot bartender. The robot says, "What will you have?"
The guy says, "Martini." The robot brings back the best martini ever and says to the man, "What's your IQ?" The guy says, "168." The robot then proceeds to talk about physics, Space exploration and medical technology. The guy leaves, but he is curious... So he goes back into the bar. The robot bartender says, "What will you have?" The guy says, "Martini." Again, the robot makes a great martini gives it to the man and says, "What's your IQ?" The guy says, "100." The robot then starts to talk about Nascar, Budweiser and John Deere tractors.
The guy leaves, but finds it very interesting, so he thinks he will try it one more time. He goes back into the bar.
The robot says, "What will you have?"
The guy says, "Martini," and the robot brings him another great martini. The robot then says, "What's your IQ?" The guy says, "Uh, about 50." The robot leans in real close and says,> "So, are you people still happy you voted for Obama?" | |
| | | Jeff M
Number of posts : 1777 Location : Moneta Va Registration date : 2009-02-16
| Subject: Re: Best Bar Joke In a While April 27th 2010, 11:52 am | |
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| | | pit dog
Number of posts : 4423 Age : 64 Location : charleston WV Registration date : 2010-01-28
| Subject: Re: Best Bar Joke In a While April 27th 2010, 12:25 pm | |
| That,s not funny it's TRUE. Out the door in 12. WE need to take our country back. | |
| | | KC0514
Number of posts : 49 Age : 55 Location : Mass Registration date : 2009-09-15
| Subject: Re: Best Bar Joke In a While April 27th 2010, 1:44 pm | |
| Unfortunately, even if Obama is voted out, we will never "get our country bacK"
All politicians suck. | |
| | | Pops
Number of posts : 1259 Age : 65 Location : Baytown, TX Registration date : 2009-02-20
| Subject: Re: Best Bar Joke In a While April 27th 2010, 1:57 pm | |
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| | | bubba53 Moderator
Number of posts : 12045 Age : 70 Location : statesville,nc Registration date : 2009-08-29
| Subject: Re: Best Bar Joke In a While April 27th 2010, 3:52 pm | |
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| | | kodiakman
Number of posts : 899 Age : 71 Location : Wise VA Registration date : 2009-05-29
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| | | kgcyrus
Number of posts : 342 Age : 54 Location : kenova wv Registration date : 2009-07-28
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| | | Firepup
Number of posts : 574 Location : Marysville, Oh Registration date : 2009-11-11
| Subject: Re: Best Bar Joke In a While April 27th 2010, 8:26 pm | |
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| | | big g
Number of posts : 3689 Age : 64 Location : Stokesdale N.C-HillTop WVA Registration date : 2010-02-04
| Subject: Re: Best Bar Joke In a While April 27th 2010, 9:27 pm | |
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| | | ncrzrstealth09
Number of posts : 248 Age : 41 Location : Winston Salem, North Carolina Registration date : 2009-11-06
| Subject: Re: Best Bar Joke In a While April 27th 2010, 11:37 pm | |
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| | | Hump
Number of posts : 4683 Age : 45 Location : Richwood, WV Registration date : 2009-03-08
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