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+7Dewey & Sissy shawn JOHN DILLARD big g bubba53 WV Hot Rod Rhino rayray 11 posters | Author | Message |
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| Subject: Great Joke for 2011! February 15th 2011, 8:39 pm | |
| I saw this on another forum. I loved it so I had to pass it along! Enjoy!
Best joke for 2011 so far;
George Bush, Queen Elizabeth, and Vladimir Putin all die and go to hell. While there, they spy a red phone and ask what the phone is for. The devil tells them it is for calling back to Earth.
Putin asks to call Russia and talks for 5 minutes. When he is finished the devil informs him that the cost is a million dollars, so Putin writes him a check.
Next Queen Elizabeth calls England and talks for 30 minutes. When she is finished the devil informs her that the cost is 6 million dollars, so she writes him a check.
Finally George Bush gets his turn and talks for 4 hours. When he is finished the devil informs him that the cost is $5.00.
When Putin hears this he goes ballistic and asks the devil why Bush got to call the USA so cheaply.
The devil smiles and replies: "Since Obama took over, the country has gone to hell, so it's a local call."
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| | | rayray Moderator
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| Subject: Re: Great Joke for 2011! February 15th 2011, 8:43 pm | |
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| | | WV Hot Rod Rhino Admin
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| Subject: Re: Great Joke for 2011! February 15th 2011, 8:47 pm | |
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| Subject: Re: Great Joke for 2011! February 15th 2011, 9:18 pm | |
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| | | big g
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| Subject: Re: Great Joke for 2011! February 15th 2011, 9:27 pm | |
| now thats funny | |
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| Subject: Re: Great Joke for 2011! February 15th 2011, 10:05 pm | |
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| Subject: Re: Great Joke for 2011! February 15th 2011, 10:39 pm | |
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| | | Dewey & Sissy
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| Subject: Re: Great Joke for 2011! February 15th 2011, 10:49 pm | |
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| Subject: Re: Great Joke for 2011! February 15th 2011, 11:36 pm | |
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| Subject: Re: Great Joke for 2011! February 16th 2011, 5:19 am | |
| how true that is | |
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