Good Joke

Three ATV mechanics were in the bathroom standing at the urinals. The first mechanic finishes and walks over to the sink to wash his hands. He then proceeds to dry his hands very carefully. He uses paper towel after paper towel and ensures that every single spot of water on his hands its dried. Turning to the other two, he says, "At Can Am, we are trained to be extremely thorough."

The second mechanic finishes his task at the urinal and he proceeds to wash his hands. He uses a single piece of "industrial strength" paper towel and makes sure that he dries his hands using every available portion of the paper towel. He turns and says, "At Yamaha, not only are we trained to be extremely thorough, but we are also trained to be extremely tough

The third mechanic finished and walks straight for the door, shouting over his shoulder: "At Polaris", we don't piss on our hands!"

You got some of the manufactures backwards though.

Thats a good one.

TBONE21 wrote:

You got some of the manufactures backwards though.

Thought you would say that Bone...LOL

Well its the truth!!!! Pooplaris dont pee on their hands because they have to sit down to pee!!!

DUH HUH!!! DATZ A GOOD ONE!!!

TBONE21 wrote:

Well its the truth!!!! Pooplaris dont pee on their hands because they have to sit down to pee!!!

RUT ROH....

Btw...that offer to race my "poopalaris" against the canned ham up Callalantee Armor All trail is still open

RZR_Joe wrote:

Btw...that offer to race my "poopalaris" against the canned ham up Callalantee Armor All trail is still open

Theres alot I have to be scared of in life but this aint one of them!

watch TBone you might pee on your hand again

Hey atleast i stand up to pee instead of squat to pee!

Is there something you need to tell us Mason??

well i didn't think you wanted everyone to know that you were feeling in my pants to see if i stood up are sat down when you know i have a poolaris

Oh Lord!!!!!!! I dont think so! On that note I am out of this convo

TBONE21 wrote:

You got some of the manufactures backwards though.

He got them right Tbone...your just reading backwards...

randyrzr wrote:

Three ATV mechanics were in the bathroom standing at the urinals. The first mechanic finishes and walks over to the sink to wash his hands. He then proceeds to dry his hands very carefully. He uses paper towel after paper towel and ensures that every single spot of water on his hands its dried. Turning to the other two, he says, "At Can Am, we are trained to be extremely thorough."

The second mechanic finishes his task at the urinal and he proceeds to wash his hands. He uses a single piece of "industrial strength" paper towel and makes sure that he dries his hands using every available portion of the paper towel. He turns and says, "At Yamaha, not only are we trained to be extremely thorough, but we are also trained to be extremely tough

The third mechanic finished and walks straight for the door, shouting over his shoulder: "At Polaris", we don't piss on our hands!"

Thats right...

Oh yea

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