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| Subject: Happy Mental Health Day! November 28th 2009, 11:14 pm | |
| > > > > Ralph & Edna > > Ralph and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. > > One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Ralph > suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool and > stayed there. > > Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled him > out. > > When the Head Nurse Director became aware of Edna's heroic act she > Immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as she now > considered her to be mentally stable. > > When she went to tell Edna the news she said, 'Edna, I have good news and > bad news. > > The good news is you're being discharged, since you were able to rationally > Respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of the person you > love... > I have concluded that your act displays sound mindedness. > > The bad news is, Ralph hung himself in the bathroom with his bathrobe belt > right after you saved him. I am so sorry, but he's dead.' > > Edna replied, 'He didn't hang himself, I put him there to dry... > > How soon can I go home?' > > Happy Mental Health Day! |
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| Subject: Re: Happy Mental Health Day! November 29th 2009, 12:28 am | |
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| | | bubba53 Moderator
Number of posts : 12045 Age : 70 Location : statesville,nc Registration date : 2009-08-29
| Subject: Re: Happy Mental Health Day! November 29th 2009, 12:53 am | |
| and I mean it | |
| | | shawn
Number of posts : 5230 Age : 50 Location : Beaver, WV Registration date : 2009-02-11
| Subject: Re: Happy Mental Health Day! November 29th 2009, 9:16 am | |
| GOOD ONE | |
| | | simoniz
Number of posts : 2840 Age : 49 Location : Browns Summit NC Registration date : 2009-02-15
| Subject: Re: Happy Mental Health Day! November 29th 2009, 9:49 am | |
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| | | Jeff M
Number of posts : 1777 Location : Moneta Va Registration date : 2009-02-16
| Subject: Re: Happy Mental Health Day! November 29th 2009, 10:44 am | |
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