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bubba53 Moderator
Number of posts : 12045 Age : 70 Location : statesville,nc Registration date : 2009-08-29
| Subject: men are just happier people December 24th 2009, 12:09 am | |
| MEN ARE JUST HAPPIER PEOPLE NICKNAMES:
* If Laura, Kate and Sarah go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura, Kate and Sarah.
* If Mike , Dave and John go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla and Four-eyes..
EATING OUT:
* When the bill arrives, Mike , Dave and John will each throw in $20, even though it's only for $32.50. None of them will have anything smaller and none will actually admit they want change back.
* When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators.
MONEY:
* A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
* A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need but it's on sale.
BATHROOMS:
* A man has six items in his bathroom: toothbrush and toothpaste, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel .
* The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337. A man would not be able to identify more than 20 of these items.
ARGUMENTS:
* A woman has the last word in any argument.
* Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
FUTURE:
* A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
* A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
SUCCESS:
* A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
* A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
MARRIAGE:
* A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
* A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, but she does.
DRESSING UP:
* A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the trash, answer the phone, read a book, and get the mail.
* A man will dress up for weddings and funerals.
NATURAL:
* Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
* Women somehow deteriorate during the night.
OFFSPRING:
* Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments and romances, best friends, favorite foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams.
* A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.
THOUGHT FOR THE DAY: A married man should forget his mistakes. There's no use in two people remembering the same thing!
SO, send this to the women who have a sense of humor and who can handle it ... and to the men who will enjoy reading it. | |
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| Subject: Re: men are just happier people December 24th 2009, 12:33 am | |
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| | | trailrider2
Number of posts : 178 Location : Charlotte, NC Registration date : 2009-03-08
| Subject: Re: men are just happier people December 24th 2009, 12:35 am | |
| Classic! | |
| | | BRP RIDER
Number of posts : 216 Age : 60 Location : WISE VIRGINIA Registration date : 2009-05-29
| Subject: Re: men are just happier people December 24th 2009, 1:10 am | |
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| | | zingo
Number of posts : 606 Age : 74 Location : Jacksonville Florida Registration date : 2009-09-08
| Subject: Re: men are just happier people December 24th 2009, 10:25 am | |
| Amen! Brother. | |
| | | simoniz
Number of posts : 2840 Age : 49 Location : Browns Summit NC Registration date : 2009-02-15
| Subject: Re: men are just happier people December 24th 2009, 10:29 am | |
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| | | Jeff M
Number of posts : 1777 Location : Moneta Va Registration date : 2009-02-16
| Subject: Re: men are just happier people December 24th 2009, 11:11 am | |
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