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Number of posts : 12045 Age : 70 Location : statesville,nc Registration date : 2009-08-29
| Subject: the garden January 2nd 2010, 7:15 pm | |
| an old Italian lived alone in New Jersey . He wanted to plant his annual tomato garden, but it was very difficult work, as the ground was hard.
His only son, Vincent, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament:
Dear Vincent, I am feeling pretty sad, because it looks like I won't be able to plant my tomato garden this year. I'm just getting too old to be digging up for a garden. I know if you were here, my troubles would be over. I know you would be happy to dig the plot for me, like in the old days.
Love, Papa
A few days later he received a letter from his son::
Dear Pop,
Don't dig up that garden. That's where the bodies are buried.
Love, Vinnie
At 4 a.m. the next morning, FBI agents and local police arrived and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized to the old man and left.
That same day the old man received another letter from his son::
Dear Pop,
Go ahead and plant the tomatoes now. That's the best I could do under the circumstances.
I love you, Vinnie | |
| | | ermullis
Number of posts : 1376 Age : 64 Location : Hamptonville NC Registration date : 2009-10-21
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Number of posts : 178 Location : Charlotte, NC Registration date : 2009-03-08
| Subject: Re: the garden January 2nd 2010, 8:17 pm | |
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Number of posts : 899 Age : 71 Location : Wise VA Registration date : 2009-05-29
| Subject: Re: the garden January 2nd 2010, 9:58 pm | |
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Number of posts : 1777 Location : Moneta Va Registration date : 2009-02-16
| Subject: Re: the garden January 2nd 2010, 11:59 pm | |
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| | | shawn
Number of posts : 5230 Age : 50 Location : Beaver, WV Registration date : 2009-02-11
| Subject: Re: the garden January 3rd 2010, 9:16 am | |
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Number of posts : 1259 Age : 65 Location : Baytown, TX Registration date : 2009-02-20
| Subject: Re: the garden January 3rd 2010, 10:26 am | |
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Number of posts : 2840 Age : 49 Location : Browns Summit NC Registration date : 2009-02-15
| Subject: Re: the garden January 3rd 2010, 10:49 am | |
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