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+4shawn Jeff M trailrider2 bubba53 8 posters | Author | Message |
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bubba53 Moderator
Number of posts : 12045 Age : 70 Location : statesville,nc Registration date : 2009-08-29
| Subject: you know you are a redneck when January 2nd 2010, 7:20 pm | |
| > YOU'RE AN EXTREME REDNECK WHEN
> 1. You let your 14-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of
> her kids.
>
> 2. The Blue Book value of your truck goes up and down depending on how
> much gas is in it.
>
> 3. You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.
>
> 4. You think a woman who is "out of your league" bowls on a
different
> night.
>
> 5. You wonder how service stations keep their rest-rooms so clean.
>
> 6. Someone in your family died right after saying, "Hey, guys, watch
> this."
>
> 7. You think Dom Perignon is a Mafia leader.
>
> 8. Your wife's hairdo was once ruined by a ceiling fan.
>
> 9. Your junior prom offered day care.
>
> 10. You think the last words of the "Star-Spangled Banner" are
> "Gentlemen, start your engines."
>
> 11. You lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right off its
> wheels.
>
> 12. The Halloween pumpkin on your porch has more teeth than your spouse.
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> 13. You have to go outside to get something from the fridge.
>
> 14. One of your kids was born on a pool table.
>
> 15.. You need one more hole punched in your card to get a freebie at the
> House of Tattoos.
>
> 16. You can't get married to your sweetheart because there's a law
against
> it.
>
> 17. You think loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk | |
| | | trailrider2
Number of posts : 178 Location : Charlotte, NC Registration date : 2009-03-08
| Subject: Re: you know you are a redneck when January 2nd 2010, 8:15 pm | |
| You start to wonder if your older brother is gay because you're still a virgin. | |
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| Subject: Re: you know you are a redneck when January 2nd 2010, 8:22 pm | |
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| | | Jeff M
Number of posts : 1777 Location : Moneta Va Registration date : 2009-02-16
| Subject: Re: you know you are a redneck when January 2nd 2010, 11:42 pm | |
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| | | shawn
Number of posts : 5230 Age : 50 Location : Beaver, WV Registration date : 2009-02-11
| Subject: Re: you know you are a redneck when January 3rd 2010, 9:20 am | |
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| | | Pops
Number of posts : 1259 Age : 65 Location : Baytown, TX Registration date : 2009-02-20
| Subject: Re: you know you are a redneck when January 3rd 2010, 10:23 am | |
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| | | simoniz
Number of posts : 2840 Age : 49 Location : Browns Summit NC Registration date : 2009-02-15
| Subject: Re: you know you are a redneck when January 3rd 2010, 10:51 am | |
| Those are some good ones! | |
| | | zingo
Number of posts : 606 Age : 74 Location : Jacksonville Florida Registration date : 2009-09-08
| Subject: Re: you know you are a redneck when January 3rd 2010, 12:30 pm | |
| Keep em coming! | |
| | | KC0514
Number of posts : 49 Age : 55 Location : Mass Registration date : 2009-09-15
| Subject: Re: you know you are a redneck when January 3rd 2010, 10:33 pm | |
| You think TACO BELL is the Mexican Phone Company
You're house still has the "WIDE LOAD" sign on the back. | |
| | | bubba53 Moderator
Number of posts : 12045 Age : 70 Location : statesville,nc Registration date : 2009-08-29
| Subject: Re: you know you are a redneck when January 3rd 2010, 11:30 pm | |
| when you get a divorce and you are still considered cousins.
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| Subject: Re: you know you are a redneck when January 4th 2010, 12:18 am | |
| When you more money in you RZR than you house. |
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