bubba53 Moderator
Number of posts : 12045 Age : 70 Location : statesville,nc Registration date : 2009-08-29
| Subject: the milkman January 8th 2010, 11:14 pm | |
| A blonde heard that milk baths would make her > > beautiful. > > She left a note for her milkman to leave 25 gallons > > of milk > > > > When the milkman read the note, he felt there must > > be a mistake. > > He thought she probably meant 2.5 gallons. So he > > knocked on the door to clarify the point. > > > > The blonde came to the door and the milkman said, "I > > found your note to leave 25 gallons of milk. Did you > > mean 2.5 gallons ?" > > > > The blonde said, "I want 25 gallons. I'm going > > to fill my bathtub up with milk and take a milk bath so I > > can look young and beautiful again." > > > > The milkman asked, "Do you want it pasteurized ?" > > > > The blonde said, "No, just up to my tits. I can > > splash it on my eyes." > > | |
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| Subject: Re: the milkman January 8th 2010, 11:17 pm | |
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trailrider2
Number of posts : 178 Location : Charlotte, NC Registration date : 2009-03-08
| Subject: Re: the milkman January 8th 2010, 11:21 pm | |
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kodiakman
Number of posts : 899 Age : 71 Location : Wise VA Registration date : 2009-05-29
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