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| Subject: Post Turtle February 20th 2010, 9:48 am | |
| While suturing up a cut on the hand of a 75 year old rancher > > , whose hand had been caught in the gate while working his > > cattle, the doctor struck up a conversation with the old > > man. Eventually the topic got around to our president. > > > > The old rancher said, "Well, ya know, our president is just a Post > > Turtle." > > > > Now not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked, > > > > What's a "Post Turtle?" > > > > The old rancher said, "When you're driving down a country > > road and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced > > on top, that's a post turtle." > > > > The old rancher saw the puzzled look on the doctor's face so > > he continued to explain. 'You know he didn't get up there by > > himself, he doesn't belong up there, he doesn't know what to > > do while he's up there, he sure as heck ain't goin' anywhere > > , and you just wonder what kind of dumb ass put him up there > > in the first place. |
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