bubba53 Moderator
Number of posts : 12045 Age : 70 Location : statesville,nc Registration date : 2009-08-29
| Subject: lost wallet April 26th 2010, 11:17 pm | |
| A guy traveling through Mexico on vacation lost his wallet and all of his identification. Cutting his trip short, he attempted to make his way home but was stopped by the U.S. Customs Agent at the border.
"May I see your identification, please?" asked the agent. "I'm sorry, but I lost my wallet," replied the guy.
"Sure buddy, I hear that every day. No ID, no entry," said the agent. "But I can prove I'm an American!" he exclaimed. "I have a picture of Ronald Reagan tattooed on one side of
my butt and George Bush on the other."
"This I gotta see," replied the agent. With that, the guy dropped his pants and showed the agent his behind.
"By golly, you're right!" exclaimed the agent. "Have a safe trip back to Chicago ." "Thanks!" he said.
"But how did you know I was from Chicago ?" The agent replied, "I recognized Obama in the middle." | |
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| Subject: Re: lost wallet April 26th 2010, 11:19 pm | |
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| Subject: Re: lost wallet April 27th 2010, 4:37 am | |
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Gadget
Number of posts : 1464 Location : Hillsboro, Ohio Registration date : 2009-05-07
| Subject: Re: lost wallet April 27th 2010, 6:09 am | |
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Jeff M
Number of posts : 1777 Location : Moneta Va Registration date : 2009-02-16
| Subject: Re: lost wallet April 27th 2010, 6:21 am | |
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