Golfer At The Dentist

Golfer at the Dentist Office:


A man and his wife walked into the dentist office.

The man said to the dentist," Doc, I'm in one heck of a hurry. I have two buddies sitting out in my car waiting for us to go play golf, so forget about the anesthetic, I don't have time for the gum to get numb. I just want you to pull the tooth, and be done with it! We have a 10:00 a.m. tee time at the best golf course in town and it's 9:30 already.......I don't have time to wait for the anesthetic to work!"

The dentist thought to himself", My goodness, this is surely a very brave man asking to have his tooth pulled without using anything to kill the pain".

So the dentist asks the man," Which tooth is it,sir?"

The man turned to his wife and said" Open your month, honey, and show him".............

that's a good 1

Thats a heck of alot better than the phone trick I pulled several years ago .Came home and told her to put phones in plastic bags so phone company could blow out the dust in lines .Got by with it till she went to work the next day and she asked every body else if the had dust in their phone lines