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bubba53 Moderator
Number of posts : 12045 Age : 70 Location : statesville,nc Registration date : 2009-08-29
| Subject: Nothing Personal August 27th 2010, 12:05 am | |
| Nothing personal for all you blondes
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A Blonde's Year in Review
January Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.
February Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels..... Helllloooo!!!.......bottles won't fit in printer!!!
March Got really excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months..... the box said "2-4 years!"
April Trapped on escalator for hours....power went out!!!
May Tried to make Kool-Aid.....wrong instructions....8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!!!
June Tried to go water skiing.......couldn't find a lake with a slope.
July Lost breast stroke swimming competition.....learned later, the other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!
August Got locked out of my car in rain storm..... car swamped because soft-top was open.
September The capital of California is "C"..... isn't it???
October Hate M & M's.....they are so hard to peel.
November Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days....instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!!
December Couldn't call 911..."duh"..... there's no "eleven" button on the stupid phone!!!
THE BEST BLONDE JOKE OF THE YEAR - SO FAR
A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive blond female neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox. She opened it then slammed it shut &stormed back in the house. A little later she came out of her house again went to the mail box and again, opened it, slammed it shut again. Angrily, back into the house she went. As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, here she came out again, marched to the mailbox, opened it and then slammed it closed harder than ever. Puzzled by her actions the man asked her, "Is something wrong?" To which she replied, "There certainly is!" My stupid computer keeps saying, "YOU'VE GOT MAIL!" Alison
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| | | Hump
Number of posts : 4683 Age : 45 Location : Richwood, WV Registration date : 2009-03-08
| Subject: Re: Nothing Personal August 27th 2010, 5:39 am | |
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| | | Jeff M
Number of posts : 1777 Location : Moneta Va Registration date : 2009-02-16
| Subject: Re: Nothing Personal August 27th 2010, 6:08 am | |
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| | | tracker1
Number of posts : 148 Age : 75 Location : Ottumwa, Ia Registration date : 2010-06-16
| Subject: Re: Nothing Personal August 27th 2010, 9:16 am | |
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| Subject: Re: Nothing Personal August 27th 2010, 12:36 pm | |
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| | | zingo
Number of posts : 606 Age : 74 Location : Jacksonville Florida Registration date : 2009-09-08
| Subject: Re: Nothing Personal August 27th 2010, 5:18 pm | |
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| | | rayray Moderator
Number of posts : 6335 Age : 58 Location : statesville,nc Registration date : 2010-08-15
| Subject: Re: Nothing Personal August 27th 2010, 6:15 pm | |
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| | | pushrod
Number of posts : 122 Age : 73 Location : donnellson IA. Registration date : 2009-02-12
| Subject: Re: Nothing Personal August 27th 2010, 7:49 pm | |
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| | | ermullis
Number of posts : 1376 Age : 64 Location : Hamptonville NC Registration date : 2009-10-21
| | | | Steve K
Number of posts : 1236 Age : 56 Location : Tobaccoville NC Registration date : 2009-04-21
| | | | porkchop
Number of posts : 576 Age : 61 Location : Rock Hill S.C. Registration date : 2009-02-13
| Subject: Re: Nothing Personal August 27th 2010, 11:31 pm | |
| Bubba , you dont know me but I live with three BLONDS ( wife and two daughters ) HAVE YOU BEEN TO MY HOUSE ? LMAO !!!!!!! | |
| | | Bobby D
Number of posts : 14579 Location : Blacksburg,Va Registration date : 2009-02-08
| Subject: Re: Nothing Personal August 28th 2010, 12:08 am | |
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| | | WV Hot Rod Rhino Admin
Number of posts : 5386 Age : 57 Location : Mount Hope, WV Registration date : 2009-10-06
| Subject: Re: Nothing Personal August 28th 2010, 9:40 am | |
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| | | rayray Moderator
Number of posts : 6335 Age : 58 Location : statesville,nc Registration date : 2010-08-15
| Subject: Re: Nothing Personal August 28th 2010, 11:40 am | |
| My wife has brown hair, but sometimes I think it is just camo over the blond. | |
| | | big g
Number of posts : 3689 Age : 64 Location : Stokesdale N.C-HillTop WVA Registration date : 2010-02-04
| Subject: Re: Nothing Personal August 28th 2010, 9:55 pm | |
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