Skilled Pilots'

Upon recieving his pilots license, Bubba decided to celebrate his good fortune with a solo test flight. After alot of talking and pleading and a few cold ones, he talked his best friend into flying with him.
The drive to the nearest airport where Bubba rents a plane, The plane is virtually new, with all the modern equipment on board, which puts his friend somewhat at ease.
They quickly taxi to the runway, and begin to roll down the field, the plane takes off and climbs gracefully into the air. All goes well, the flight is uneventful and Bubba tells his friend that its time they land and go to the nieghbors hog roast.
So bubba puts the plane into a gentle glide and abruptly pulls up and circles around for another attempt. after several hours of missed attempts Bubba begins to sweat, seeing the gas gauge bouncing off the E. He Looks over at his friend and say's " Well, Billy Bob hang on 'cause i gotta get us down. He puts the plane into a steep dive and finally lands on the runway successfully.

After they climb out of the cockpit, Bubba exclaims "That has gotta be the shortest runway i have ever seen!!!" To which Billy Bob replies " Yea, But it gotta be at least two miles wide!"

bubba that was nice taking your goat to a hog roast :147:

I think some of you are getting bubbafied!!!!!!!!!!! Baaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!