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Guest Guest
| Subject: You can't read this and stay in a bad mood February 8th 2011, 5:42 pm | |
| You can't read this and stay in a bad mood!
1. How Do You Catch a Unique Rabbit? Unique Up On It.
2. How Do You Catch a Tame Rabbit? Tame Way.
3. How Do Crazy People Go Through The Forest ? They Take The Psychopath
4. How Do You Get Holy Water? You Boil The Hell Out Of It
5. What Do Fish Say When They Hit a Concrete Wall? Dam!
6. What Do Eskimos Get From Sitting On The Ice too Long? Polaroids
7. What Do You Call a Boomerang That Doesn't work? A Stick
8. What Do You Call Cheese That Isn't Yours? Nacho Cheese.
9. What Do You Call Santa's Helpers? Subordinate Clauses.
10. What Do You Call Four Bullfighters In Quicksand? Quatro Cinco.
11. What Do You Get From a Pampered Cow? Spoiled Milk.
12. What Do You Get When You Cross a Snowman With a Vampire? Frostbite.
13. What Lies At The Bottom Of The Ocean And Twitches? A Nervous Wreck.
14. What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup? Anyone Can Roast Beef.
15. Where Do You Find a Dog With No Legs? Right Where You Left Him.
16. Why Do Gorillas Have Big Nostrils? Because They Have Big Fingers.
17. Why Don't Blind People Like To Sky Dive? Because It Scares The Dog.
18. What Kind Of Coffee Was Served On The Titanic? Sanka.
19. What Is The Difference Between a Harley And a Hoover ?! The Location Of The Dirt Bag.
20. Why Did Pilgrims' Pants Always Fall Down? Because They Wore Their Belt Buckles On Their Hats.
21. What's The Difference Between a Bad Golfer And a Bad Skydiver? A Bad Golfer Goes, Whack, Dang! A Bad Skydiver Goes Dang! Whack.
22. How Are a Texas Tornado And a Tennessee Divorce The Same? Somebody's Gonna Lose A Trailer.
Now, admit it... at least one of these made you smile.
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WV Hot Rod Rhino Admin
Number of posts : 5386 Age : 57 Location : Mount Hope, WV Registration date : 2009-10-06
| Subject: Re: You can't read this and stay in a bad mood February 8th 2011, 5:50 pm | |
| .. good stuff!!! | |
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tiler65
Number of posts : 629 Age : 58 Location : Statesville, NC. Registration date : 2010-11-18
| Subject: Re: You can't read this and stay in a bad mood February 8th 2011, 5:52 pm | |
| no all of em did lol | |
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rayray Moderator
Number of posts : 6335 Age : 58 Location : statesville,nc Registration date : 2010-08-15
| Subject: Re: You can't read this and stay in a bad mood February 8th 2011, 5:52 pm | |
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kodiakman
Number of posts : 899 Age : 71 Location : Wise VA Registration date : 2009-05-29
| Subject: Re: You can't read this and stay in a bad mood February 8th 2011, 6:12 pm | |
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Gary
Number of posts : 1312 Age : 73 Location : Salem Va Registration date : 2009-02-16
| Subject: Re: You can't read this and stay in a bad mood February 8th 2011, 6:20 pm | |
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Guest Guest
| Subject: Re: You can't read this and stay in a bad mood February 8th 2011, 7:12 pm | |
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| Subject: Re: You can't read this and stay in a bad mood February 8th 2011, 7:21 pm | |
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kgcyrus
Number of posts : 342 Age : 54 Location : kenova wv Registration date : 2009-07-28
| Subject: Re: You can't read this and stay in a bad mood February 8th 2011, 9:54 pm | |
| Those were pretty good!! | |
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Bobby D
Number of posts : 14579 Location : Blacksburg,Va Registration date : 2009-02-08
| Subject: Re: You can't read this and stay in a bad mood February 8th 2011, 10:18 pm | |
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big g
Number of posts : 3689 Age : 64 Location : Stokesdale N.C-HillTop WVA Registration date : 2010-02-04
| Subject: Re: You can't read this and stay in a bad mood February 8th 2011, 10:26 pm | |
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Mississippiman
Number of posts : 103 Age : 60 Location : mississippi Registration date : 2009-09-13
| Subject: Re: You can't read this and stay in a bad mood February 8th 2011, 11:04 pm | |
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bubba53 Moderator
Number of posts : 12045 Age : 70 Location : statesville,nc Registration date : 2009-08-29
| Subject: Re: You can't read this and stay in a bad mood February 8th 2011, 11:13 pm | |
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punder
Number of posts : 1849 Age : 56 Location : Winston Salem NC Registration date : 2009-02-22
| Subject: Re: You can't read this and stay in a bad mood February 9th 2011, 12:27 am | |
| Ok , My Wife Peed a little on these . | |
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