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bubba53 Moderator
Number of posts : 12045 Age : 71 Location : statesville,nc Registration date : 2009-08-29
| Subject: The chicken farmer August 2nd 2011, 11:24 pm | |
| A chicken farmer went to a local bar.... Sat next to a woman and ordered a glass of champagne..
The woman perks up and says, 'How about that? I just ordered a glass of champagne,too!'
'What a coincidence' the chicken farmer says. 'This is a special day for me.. I am celebrating'
'This is a special day for me too, I am also celebrating!' says the woman.
'What a coincidence!' says the chicken farmer! As they clinked glasses the man asked, 'What are you celebrating?'
'My husband and I have been trying to have a child and today my gynecologist told me that I am pregnant!'
'What a coincidence,' says the man. 'I'm a chicken farmer and for years all of my hens were infertile, but today they are all laying fertilized eggs.'
'That's great!' says the woman. 'How did your chickens become fertile?'
'I used a different c---,' he replied.
The woman smiled and said, 'What a coincidence. | |
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Number of posts : 4150 Age : 73 Location : Canal Winchester Ohio 43110 Registration date : 2011-04-19
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| | | rayray Moderator
Number of posts : 6335 Age : 58 Location : statesville,nc Registration date : 2010-08-15
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Number of posts : 1712 Age : 53 Location : Statesville, N.C. Registration date : 2010-08-19
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