Xmas foursome

Four old-timers were playing their weekly game of golf, and one
remarked how nice it would be to wake up on Christmas morning, roll out

of bed and without an argument, go directly to the golf course,
meet
his buddies and play a round.





His buddies all chimed in and said, "Let's do it! We'll make it
a
priority, figure out a way and meet here early Christmas morning."





Months later, that special morning arrives, and there they are
on
the golf course.





The first guy says, "Boy this game cost me a fortune! I bought
my
wife such a diamond ring that she can't take her eyes off it.





"My wife is at home planning the cruise I gave her. She was up
to
her eyeballs in brochures", said guy number two.





Number 3 guy says "Well my wife is at home admiring her new car,
reading the manual."





They all turned to the last guy in the group who is staring at
them
like they all had lost their minds.





"I can't believe you all went to such expense for this golf
game.
I woke up, slapped my wife on the butt and said, 'Well babe, Merry

Christmas! It's a great morning for either sex or golf" and
she
said "Take a sweater."

Thats good stuff maybe i can use that when i want to go ride

....THAT'LL WORK!!

WONT WORK ON MY WIFE HONESTLY TRIED THAT!



NOW I HAVE 2 KIDS!!!!!!!!!!!!

my GF would say no problem. lets do it, then ''WE'' can go ride. lol.

maybe im getting old, bu id rather just go ride lmfao!!!!!

that should work if you have been married for 2 or 3 decades lol!!!!

lmfao