Teachers needed

Men Teaching Classes for Women at
THE ADULT LEARNING CENTRE


REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED
By April 01, 2012

NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL
OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM .

Class 1
Up in Winter, Down in Summer - How to Adjust a Thermostat
Step by Step, with Slide Presentation.
Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hrs beginning at 7:00 PM..

Class 2
Which Takes More Energy - Putting the Toilet Seat Down, or Bitching About It for 3 Hours?
Round Table Discussion.
Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.

Class 3
Is It Possible To Drive Past a Wal-Mart Without Stopping?--Group Debate.
Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 4
Fundamental Differences Between a Purse and a Suitcase--Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.
Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.

Class 5
Curling Irons--Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Bathroom Cabinet?
Examples on Video.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning
At 7:00 PM

Class 6
How to Ask Questions During Commercials and Be Quiet During the Program
Help Line Support and Support Groups.
Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM

Class 7
Can a Bath Be Taken Without 14 Different Kinds of Soaps and Shampoos?
Open Forum ..
Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.

Class 8
Health Watch--They Make Medicine for PMS - USE IT!
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 9
I Was Wrong and He Was Right!--Real Life Testimonials.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined.

Class 10
How to Parallel Park In Less Than 20 Minutes Without an Insurance Claim.
Driving Simulations.
4 weeks, Saturday's noon, 2 hours.



Class 11
Learning to Live--How to Apply Brakes Without Throwing Passengers Through the Windshield.
Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined

Class 12
How to Shop by Yourself.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.






From the Guys in the Witness protection program

NOW THAT IS JUST TOOOOOOOOO FUNNY !

Love, it that is great

i am a teacher but . . . . . . . . . . . . i probably wouldnt show up for that class. you would have to be a brave soul to take on



i tried teaching my wife class 2 and 8 class 2 went well about the 5th or 6th time she took a midnight plunge into the icy waters needless to say she gave up. LOL

class 8 not so much pretty much came down to "if you think somethings wrong with me why dont you go see whats wrong with the couch!!!!!"

BUBBA, my wife thought this was sooooo funnny and laughed and laughed. she thinks this is so funny she wants your address to tell you in person just to show you how funny it really is!! she says maybe we will meet up on the trails REAL SOON! By the way she is a marksman with a pistol and loves to target practice at moving objects!
sorry bubba, she made me type this!!

So, where are these classes being held... ???

bigben129 wrote:

i am a teacher but . . . . . . . . . . . . i probably wouldnt show up for that class. you would have to be a brave soul to take on



i tried teaching my wife class 2 and 8 class 2 went well about the 5th or 6th time she took a midnight plunge into the icy waters needless to say she gave up. LOL

class 8 not so much pretty much came down to "if you think somethings wrong with me why dont you go see whats wrong with the couch!!!!!"

rampage309 wrote:

BUBBA, my wife thought this was sooooo funnny and laughed and laughed. she thinks this is so funny she wants your address to tell you in person just to show you how funny it really is!! she says maybe we will meet up on the trails REAL SOON! By the way she is a marksman with a pistol and loves to target practice at moving objects!
sorry bubba, she made me type this!!

Attention....Attention....Bubba has moved to Alaska....

Bubba--I got up this morning as she was leaving, but u should be safe for a good while in Alaska,, there should be many Wal-marts to stop and shop between WV and Alaska,(class # 3)she started packing her purse(class # 4)yesterday mumbling something about parallel parking(class # 10)a truck in Bubba's Pass,(must be in Alaska)gosh I wish she would take that pms medicine(class # 8) but SHE says there's nothing wrong,oh well hope your happy up there and if u see my wife,tell her I,m riding with all my new friends, Thanks Bubba --- your new friend Jeff

rampage309 wrote:

Bubba--I got up this morning as she was leaving, but u should be safe for a good while in Alaska,, there should be many Wal-marts to stop and shop between WV and Alaska,(class # 3)she started packing her purse(class # 4)yesterday mumbling something about parallel parking(class # 10)a truck in Bubba's Pass,(must be in Alaska)gosh I wish she would take that pms medicine(class # 8) but SHE says there's nothing wrong,oh well hope your happy up there and if u see my wife,tell her I,m riding with all my new friends, Thanks Bubba --- your new friend Jeff