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bubba53 Moderator
Number of posts : 12045 Age : 70 Location : statesville,nc Registration date : 2009-08-29
| Subject: Famous quotes December 17th 2011, 9:27 am | |
| I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always.
It's not true that married men live longer than single men. It only seems longer.
Losing a wife can be hard. In my case, it was almost impossible.
A man was complaining to a friend: 'I had it all - money, a beautiful house,a big car, the love of a beautiful woman; then, Pow! it was all gone!' 'What happened?' asked the friend. 'My wife found out..'
Wife: Let's go out and have some fun tonight. Husband: Okay, but if you get home before I do, leave the hallway light on.
How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be opened by the time she brings it to the couch.
A man rushes into his house and yells to his wife, 'Martha, pack up your things! I just won the California lottery!' Martha replies, 'Shall I pack for warm weather or cold?' The man responds, 'I don't care. Just so long as you're out of the house by noon!'
Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street bald and still think they are beautiful!
I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months - I don't like to interrupt her.
If your wife and a lawyer were drowning and you had to choose, would you go to lunch or to a movie?
A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished. | |
| | | Jet
Number of posts : 4150 Age : 73 Location : Canal Winchester Ohio 43110 Registration date : 2011-04-19
| Subject: Re: Famous quotes December 17th 2011, 9:32 am | |
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| | | rayray Moderator
Number of posts : 6335 Age : 58 Location : statesville,nc Registration date : 2010-08-15
| Subject: Re: Famous quotes December 17th 2011, 10:20 am | |
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| | | wvdreamingrzr
Number of posts : 148 Location : virginia Registration date : 2010-10-13
| Subject: Re: Famous quotes December 17th 2011, 10:24 am | |
| when someone asks how long you been married say , 2..............damn long | |
| | | commando64
Number of posts : 2063 Age : 59 Location : ASHEBORO N.C./MOUNTAIN TOP CAMPGROUND W.V. Registration date : 2009-05-11
| Subject: Re: Famous quotes December 17th 2011, 10:52 am | |
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| | | | ElmoEOD
Number of posts : 1954 Age : 58 Location : Lubeck WV Registration date : 2011-06-25
| Subject: Re: Famous quotes December 17th 2011, 11:20 pm | |
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| | | Carolinarhino
Number of posts : 1712 Age : 53 Location : Statesville, N.C. Registration date : 2010-08-19
| Subject: Re: Famous quotes December 18th 2011, 12:17 am | |
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| | | bigben129
Number of posts : 773 Age : 43 Location : Elizabeth Wv Registration date : 2011-02-09
| Subject: Re: Famous quotes December 21st 2011, 1:51 am | |
| hey BUBBA do you know my wife? what do you tell a woman with 2 black eyes? nothing u already told her TWICE!! lol all in fun | |
| | | captainrickiii
Number of posts : 173 Age : 51 Location : Teays Valley West Virginia Registration date : 2011-07-06
| Subject: Re: Famous quotes December 21st 2011, 2:09 am | |
| The most famous quote is"hold my beer and watch this!!!" | |
| | | bigben129
Number of posts : 773 Age : 43 Location : Elizabeth Wv Registration date : 2011-02-09
| Subject: Re: Famous quotes December 21st 2011, 2:11 am | |
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| | | zero
Number of posts : 189 Age : 44 Location : Morgantown,Wv Registration date : 2011-09-10
| Subject: Re: Famous quotes December 21st 2011, 2:12 am | |
| i take my wife everywhere i go...cuz i cant stand to kiss the bitch goodbye...lol...im not married heard that from a friend i use to work with and laughed my ass off | |
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