Grandparents answering machine!

Good morning . . .
At present we are not at home
but,please Leave your message after you hear the beep.
beeeeeppp ....
If you are one of our children, dial 1 and then select the option from 1 to 5
in order of "arrival" so we know who it is.
If you need us to stay with the children,
press 2
If you want to borrow the car,
press 3
If you want us to wash your clothes and ironing,
press 4
If you want the grandchildren to sleep here tonight,

press 5
If you want us to pick up the kids at school,
press 6
If you want us to prepare a meal for Sunday or to have it delivered to your home,
press 7
If you want to come to eat here,
press 8
If you need money,
press 9
If you are going to invite us to dinner, or, taking us to the theater,
start talking we are listening!!!"

thats funny

Damn, I'm going to put that on my answering machine!

I left one one mine one time that went like this, .....Hello...........Hello........can you hear me? Hello...ahhhh all im gettin is a bunch of static I cant hear you so just leave me a message. click! Well as funny as I thought it was my mother in law called about 9 times in a row and never let it go till the end even when she let it go till the end she didnt understand how if I couldnt hear her how she could leave a message. so she called the phone company and reported the disturbance on the line!! once they had checked all the lines and reported no disturbance she came to the conclusion something was defiantly wrong in that house and was just about to call the Sheriff's office to have them investigate when my wife called her. we still laughed till we cried but she never did see the humor in it. lol we did take it off.

hmmm... mother-in-law... I just don't answer.... LOL