Construction Monkey!

CONSTRUCTION MONKEY
A woman was browsing in a pet store one day when a man came in and said to the shopkeeper, "I'll take a Construction Monkey". Shopkeeper took a monkey from it's cage, put a leash on it and said that'll be $5,000. The man paid and left. The woman asked why was that monkey so expensive? The keeper said "Ah, thats a construction monkey". He can set forms, erect steel, and lay pipe all with no back talk or complaining. Well worth the money! The woman then noticed a $10k and a $50k monkey and asked then what do those do? Keeper said $10k monkey is a Project Field Manager, he can read drawings, answer RFI's, and make as builds. Useful indeed! The $50k monkey I've never actually seen do anything except drink beer and play with his #!&$. But his papers say he's a TRUCK DRIVER!