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pit dog
Number of posts : 4423 Age : 64 Location : charleston WV Registration date : 2010-01-28
| Subject: Proof the world has gone crazy March 1st 2012, 11:41 pm | |
| Proof That The World Is Nuts
In Lebanon , men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is punishable by death.
(Like THAT makes sense.)
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In Bahrain , a male doctor may legally examine a woman's genitals, but is prohibited from looking directly at them during the examination. He may only see their reflection in a mirror.
(Do they look different reversed?)
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Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse. This also applies to undertakers. The sex organs of the deceased must be covered with a brick or piece of wood at all times.
(A brick?)
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The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation.
(Much worse than 'going blind!')
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There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the countryside and deflower young virgins,who pay them for the privilege of having sex for the first time
Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for virgins to marry.
(Let's just think for a minute; is there
any job anywhere else in the world that even comes close to this?)
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In Hong Kong , a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare hands.
The husband's illicit lover, on the other hand, may be killed in any manner desired.
(Ah! Justice!)
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Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool , England - but only in tropical fish stores.
(But of course!)
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In Cali , Colombia , a woman may only have sex with her husband, and the first time this happens, hermother must be in the room to witness the act..
(Makes one shudder at the thought.)
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In Santa Cruz , Bolivia , it is illegal for a man to have sex with a woman and her daughter at the same time.
(I presume this was a big enough problem that they had to pass this law?)
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In Maryland , it is illegal to sell condoms from vending machines with one exception: Prophylactics may be dispensed from a vending machine only in places where alcoholic beverages are sold for consumption on the premises.'
(Is this a great country or what?
Well,.... not as great as Guam !)
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Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
(Who volunteers for these tests?)
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The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times its own weight and always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.
(From drinking little bottles of ???)
(Did our government pay for this research??)
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Butterflies taste with their feet..
(Ah, geez.)
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An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
(I know some people like that.)
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Starfish don't have brains.
(I know some people like that, too.)
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And, the best for last?
Turtles can breathe through their butts.
(And I thought I had bad breath in the morning!)
Thank you all for reading this.
If you need to reach me in the future, I will be in Guam !!!!!!
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| | | Cale
Number of posts : 952 Age : 52 Location : Minford, Ohio Registration date : 2010-12-02
| Subject: Re: Proof the world has gone crazy March 1st 2012, 11:49 pm | |
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| | | big g
Number of posts : 3689 Age : 64 Location : Stokesdale N.C-HillTop WVA Registration date : 2010-02-04
| Subject: Re: Proof the world has gone crazy March 1st 2012, 11:54 pm | |
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| | | WV Hot Rod Rhino Admin
Number of posts : 5386 Age : 57 Location : Mount Hope, WV Registration date : 2009-10-06
| Subject: Re: Proof the world has gone crazy March 2nd 2012, 3:21 am | |
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| | | bubba53 Moderator
Number of posts : 12045 Age : 70 Location : statesville,nc Registration date : 2009-08-29
| Subject: Re: Proof the world has gone crazy March 2nd 2012, 8:57 am | |
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| | | Guest Guest
| Subject: Re: Proof the world has gone crazy March 2nd 2012, 9:20 am | |
| We need to add that hot rod rhino thinks he can outrun me. That would fit in that. |
| | | rayray Moderator
Number of posts : 6335 Age : 58 Location : statesville,nc Registration date : 2010-08-15
| Subject: Re: Proof the world has gone crazy March 2nd 2012, 9:23 am | |
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| | | Commander1000
Number of posts : 496 Age : 53 Location : Butler,Pennsylvania Registration date : 2010-12-16
| Subject: Re: Proof the world has gone crazy March 2nd 2012, 10:07 am | |
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| | | chris50
Number of posts : 1375 Age : 62 Location : Mineral Wells WV Registration date : 2011-12-01
| Subject: Re: Proof the world has gone crazy March 2nd 2012, 10:20 am | |
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| | | Jet
Number of posts : 4150 Age : 73 Location : Canal Winchester Ohio 43110 Registration date : 2011-04-19
| Subject: Re: Proof the world has gone crazy March 2nd 2012, 11:11 am | |
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| | | RZRCRAC
Number of posts : 574 Age : 56 Location : Indianapolis, IN Registration date : 2009-02-24
| Subject: Re: Proof the world has gone crazy March 2nd 2012, 2:11 pm | |
| seems like its time to get a job in Guam | |
| | | kennylacy
Number of posts : 251 Age : 55 Location : Crab Orchard, wv Registration date : 2011-02-11
| Subject: Re: Proof the world has gone crazy March 2nd 2012, 3:22 pm | |
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| | | elmo15
Number of posts : 44 Location : Washington, WV Registration date : 2011-08-16
| Subject: Re: Proof the world has gone crazy March 2nd 2012, 4:00 pm | |
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