Taxes Explained in terms of beer drinking

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THE TAX SYSTEM EXPLAINED IN SIMPLE TERMS

Suppose that once a week, ten men go out for beer and the bill
for all ten
comes to £100.If they paid their bill the way we pay our taxes, it would
go
something like this..

The first four men (the poorest) would pay nothing.
The fifth would pay £1.
The sixth would pay £3.
The seventh would pay £7.
The eighth would pay £12.
The ninth would pay £18.
And the tenth man (the richest) would pay £59.

So, that's what they decided to do.
The ten men drank in the bar every week and seemed quite happy with the
arrangement until, one day, the owner caused them a little problem.
"Since you are all such good customers," he said, "I'm going to
reduce the cost of
your weekly beer by £20." Drinks for the ten men would now cost just
£80.
The group still wanted to pay their bill the way we pay our taxes. So the
first four men were unaffected. They would still drink for free but what
about the other six men? The paying customers?
How could they divide the £20 windfall so that everyone would get his
fair
share? They realized that £20 divided by six is £3.33 but if they
subtracted
that from everybody's share then not only would the first four men still
be
drinking for free but the fifth and sixth man would each end up being
paid
to drink his beer.
So, the bar owner suggested that it would be fairer to reduce each man's
bill by a higher percentage.
They decided to follow the principle of the tax system they had been
using
and he proceeded to work out the amounts he suggested that each should
now
pay.
And so, the fifth man, like the first four, now paid nothing (a100%
saving).
The sixth man now paid £2 instead of £3 (a 33% saving).
The seventh man now paid £5 instead of £7 (a 28% saving).
The eighth man now paid £9 instead of £12 (a 25% saving).
The ninth man now paid £14 instead of £18 (a 22% saving).
And the tenth man now paid £49 instead of £59 (a 16% saving).
Each of the last six was better off than before with the first four
continuing to drink for free.
But, once outside the bar, the men began to compare their savings.
"I only
got £1 out of the £20 saving," declared the sixth man. He pointed to
the
tenth man, "but he got £10!"
"Yeah, that's right," exclaimed the fifth man. "I only
saved a £1 too. It's
unfair that he got ten times more benefit than me!"> "That's
true!" shouted the seventh man. "Why should he get £10 back, when I
only got £2? The wealthy get all the breaks!"

"Wait a minute," yelled the first four men in unison, "we
didn't get
anything at all. This new tax system exploits the poor!" The nine
men
surrounded the tenth and beat him up.

The next week the tenth man didn't show up for drinks, so the nine sat
down
and had their beers without him. But when it came time to pay the bill,
they
discovered something important - they didn't have enough money between
all
of them to pay for even half of the bill!
And that, boys and girls, journalists and government ministers, is how
our
tax system works. The people who already pay the highest taxes will
naturally get the most benefit from a tax reduction.

Tax them too much,
attack them for
being wealthy and they just might not show up anymore. In
fact, they might start drinking overseas, where the atmosphere is
somewhat
friendlier.

David R. Kamerschen, Ph.D.
Professor of Economics.
For those
who understand, no explanation is needed.
For those who do not understand, no explanation is possible

Subject: Re: Taxes Explained in terms of beer drinking March 10th 2013, 1:43 am

Thanks, I'd seen that years ago and couldn't remember it.

Subject: Re: Taxes Explained in terms of beer drinking March 10th 2013, 12:21 pm

Well put!

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