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bubba53 Moderator
Number of posts : 12045 Age : 70 Location : statesville,nc Registration date : 2009-08-29
| Subject: the phone dog December 14th 2009, 8:30 pm | |
| > > > > > > A Kansas farm wife called the local phone company to report > > her telephone failed to ring when her friends called - and that on the few > > occasions, when it did ring, her dog always moaned right before the phone > > rang. > > > > > > > > The telephone repairman proceeded to the > > scene, curious to see this psychic dog or senile lady. He climbed a > > telephone pole, hooked in his test set, and dialed the subscriber's house. > > > > > > > > > > The phone didn't ring right away, but then the dog moaned > > and the telephone began to ring. > > > > > > > > Climbing down from > > the pole, the telephone repairman found: > > > > > > > > > > The dog was tied to the telephone system's grounding rod with a steel > > chain and collar. > > The wire connection to the grounding rod was loose. > > The dog was receiving 90 volts of ringing signal voltage when the number > > was called. > > After a couple of jolts, the dog would start moaning and then > > urinate. > > The wet ground would complete the circuit, thus causing the phone to > > ring. > > This demonstrates that some problems CAN be fixed by pissing and > > moaning. > > > > > > Thought you'd like to know > > > > > > > > > > > > > > _________________________________________________________________ > > > | |
| | | Jeff M
Number of posts : 1777 Location : Moneta Va Registration date : 2009-02-16
| Subject: Re: the phone dog December 14th 2009, 8:45 pm | |
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| | | shawn
Number of posts : 5230 Age : 50 Location : Beaver, WV Registration date : 2009-02-11
| Subject: Re: the phone dog December 14th 2009, 9:08 pm | |
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