love story

A young woman in Cheboygan, Michigan was so depressed that
she decided to end her life by throwing herself into the
Straits.

She went to the Mackinac Bridge and was about to
leap into the frigid water when a handsome young sailor saw
her tottering on the rail, crying.

He took pity on her and said, "Look, you have so
much to live for. I'm off to Europe in the morning, and
if you like, I can stow you away on my ship. I'll take
good care of you and bring you food every day."

Moving closer, he slipped his arm around her shoulder and
added, "I'll keep you happy, and you'll keep me
happy." The girl nodded yes. After all, what did she
have to lose? Perhaps s a fresh start in Europe would give her new meaning.

That night, the sailor brought her aboard and hid
her in a lifeboat. From then on, every night, he brought her
three sandwiches and a piece of fruit, and they made
passionate love until dawn.

Three weeks later, during a routine inspection, she was
discovered by the captain. "What are you doing here?" the captain asked.

I have an arrangement with one of the sailors,"
she explained...."I get food and a trip to Europe , and
he's screwing me."

"He certainly is, " the captain said..
"This is the Mackinac Island Ferry."