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Number of posts : 12045 Age : 70 Location : statesville,nc Registration date : 2009-08-29
| Subject: Hunting story December 16th 2011, 8:28 am | |
| An 86-year-old man went to his doctor for his quarterly check-up...
The doctor asked him how he was feeling, and the 86-year-old said ,'Things are great and I've never felt better.'
I now have a 20 year-old bride who is pregnant with my child.
'So what do you think about that Doc ?'
The doctor considered his question for a minute and then began to tell a story.
'I have an older friend , much like you, who is an avid hunter and never misses a season.'
One day he was setting off to go hunting.
In a bit of a hurry , he accidentally picked up his walking cane instead of his gun.'
'As he neared a lake , he came across a very large male beaver sitting at the water's edge.
He realized he'd left his gun at home and so he couldn't shoot the magnificent creature.
Out of habit he raised his cane , aimed it at the animal as if it were his favorite hunting rifle and went 'bang, bang'.'
'Miraculously , two shots rang out and the beaver fell over dead.
Now, what do you think of that ?' asked the doctor.
The 86-year-old said , 'Logic would strongly suggest that somebody else pumped a couple of rounds into that beaver.'
The doctor replied , 'My point exactly '
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Number of posts : 4150 Age : 73 Location : Canal Winchester Ohio 43110 Registration date : 2011-04-19
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| | | killlerskunk
Number of posts : 1273 Age : 53 Location : Hickory, NC Registration date : 2011-10-13
| Subject: Re: Hunting story December 16th 2011, 4:30 pm | |
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| | | Gadget
Number of posts : 1464 Location : Hillsboro, Ohio Registration date : 2009-05-07
| Subject: Re: Hunting story December 16th 2011, 7:47 pm | |
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| | | big g
Number of posts : 3689 Age : 64 Location : Stokesdale N.C-HillTop WVA Registration date : 2010-02-04
| Subject: Re: Hunting story December 16th 2011, 9:49 pm | |
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| | | Bobby D
Number of posts : 14579 Location : Blacksburg,Va Registration date : 2009-02-08
| Subject: Re: Hunting story December 16th 2011, 10:09 pm | |
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| | | ElmoEOD
Number of posts : 1954 Age : 58 Location : Lubeck WV Registration date : 2011-06-25
| Subject: Re: Hunting story December 16th 2011, 10:22 pm | |
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| | | commando64
Number of posts : 2063 Age : 59 Location : ASHEBORO N.C./MOUNTAIN TOP CAMPGROUND W.V. Registration date : 2009-05-11
| Subject: Re: Hunting story December 16th 2011, 11:32 pm | |
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