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bubba53
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Number of posts : 12045
Age : 70
Location : statesville,nc
Registration date : 2009-08-29
|  Subject: The Drunk  October 15th 2011, 1:04 am | |
| A completely inebriated man was stumbling down the street with one foot on the curb and one foot in the gutter. A cop pulled up and said, "I've got to take you in, pal. You're obviously drunk."
Our wasted friend asked, "Officer, are ya absolutely sure I'm drunk?"
"Yeah, buddy, I'm sure," said the copper. "Let's go."
Breathing a sigh of relief, the wino said, "Thank goodness, I thought I was crippled." | |
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Bobby D
Number of posts : 14579
Location : Blacksburg,Va
Registration date : 2009-02-08
| | Subject: Re: The Drunk October 15th 2011, 2:32 am | |
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zingo
Number of posts : 606
Age : 74
Location : Jacksonville Florida
Registration date : 2009-09-08
| | Subject: Re: The Drunk October 15th 2011, 9:20 am | |
| Bubba, I didn't know you were writing an autobiography!  | |
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rayray
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Number of posts : 6335
Age : 58
Location : statesville,nc
Registration date : 2010-08-15
| | Subject: Re: The Drunk October 15th 2011, 10:11 am | |
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commando64
Number of posts : 2063
Age : 59
Location : ASHEBORO N.C./MOUNTAIN TOP CAMPGROUND W.V.
Registration date : 2009-05-11
| | Subject: Re: The Drunk October 15th 2011, 11:50 am | |
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pit dog
Number of posts : 4423
Age : 64
Location : charleston WV
Registration date : 2010-01-28
| | Subject: Re: The Drunk October 15th 2011, 2:42 pm | |
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| | Subject: Re: The Drunk October 15th 2011, 3:45 pm | |
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Jet
Number of posts : 4150
Age : 73
Location : Canal Winchester Ohio 43110
Registration date : 2011-04-19
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Mississippiman
Number of posts : 103
Age : 60
Location : mississippi
Registration date : 2009-09-13
| | Subject: Re: The Drunk October 15th 2011, 7:59 pm | |
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big g
Number of posts : 3689
Age : 64
Location : Stokesdale N.C-HillTop WVA
Registration date : 2010-02-04
| | Subject: Re: The Drunk October 15th 2011, 8:21 pm | |
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bubba53
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Number of posts : 12045
Age : 70
Location : statesville,nc
Registration date : 2009-08-29
| | Subject: Re: The Drunk October 18th 2011, 10:41 pm | |
| I was talking to a friend the other day and he was telling me and my wife he took two tablespoons full of mineral oil everyday to keep him regular..so I told him the drunk joke and he laughed so hard he  himself right there in front of me and the wife...I looked at the wife said dang.....that works.... | |
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| | Subject: Re: The Drunk October 18th 2011, 10:43 pm | |
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commando64
Number of posts : 2063
Age : 59
Location : ASHEBORO N.C./MOUNTAIN TOP CAMPGROUND W.V.
Registration date : 2009-05-11
| | Subject: Re: The Drunk October 18th 2011, 10:45 pm | |
| good stuff right there!! | |
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big g
Number of posts : 3689
Age : 64
Location : Stokesdale N.C-HillTop WVA
Registration date : 2010-02-04
| | Subject: Re: The Drunk October 19th 2011, 7:50 pm | |
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Carolinarhino
Number of posts : 1712
Age : 53
Location : Statesville, N.C.
Registration date : 2010-08-19
| | Subject: Re: The Drunk October 19th 2011, 7:57 pm | |
| Bubba you should change the title to RayRay the drunk Midget!!! | |
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rayray
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Number of posts : 6335
Age : 58
Location : statesville,nc
Registration date : 2010-08-15
| | Subject: Re: The Drunk October 19th 2011, 8:00 pm | |
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Jet
Number of posts : 4150
Age : 73
Location : Canal Winchester Ohio 43110
Registration date : 2011-04-19
| | Subject: Re: The Drunk October 19th 2011, 8:40 pm | |
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Firepup
Number of posts : 574
Location : Marysville, Oh
Registration date : 2009-11-11
| | Subject: Re: The Drunk October 19th 2011, 8:54 pm | |
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ElmoEOD
Number of posts : 1954
Age : 58
Location : Lubeck WV
Registration date : 2011-06-25
| | Subject: Re: The Drunk October 19th 2011, 9:16 pm | |
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bubba53
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Number of posts : 12045
Age : 70
Location : statesville,nc
Registration date : 2009-08-29
| | Subject: Re: The Drunk October 19th 2011, 9:19 pm | |
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| | Subject: Re: The Drunk October 19th 2011, 9:20 pm | |
|  Jet and jack! |
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bubba53
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Number of posts : 12045
Age : 70
Location : statesville,nc
Registration date : 2009-08-29
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| | Subject: Re: The Drunk October 19th 2011, 9:33 pm | |
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bubba53
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Number of posts : 12045
Age : 70
Location : statesville,nc
Registration date : 2009-08-29
| | Subject: Re: The Drunk October 19th 2011, 11:26 pm | |
| - TBONE21 wrote:
- I'm here all day!
Yeah...it's a full time job keeping everyone straight on here....your doing a fine job....Tbone for President... | |
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| | Subject: Re: The Drunk October 20th 2011, 8:23 am | |
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