The power of the badge

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> DEA officer stops at a ranch in Texas , and talks with an old rancher.
> He tells the rancher, "I need to inspect your ranch for illegally grown
> drugs." The rancher says, "Okay , but do not go in that field over
> there," as he points out the location.
>
> > The DEA officer verbally explodes saying, " Mister, I have the
> authority of the Federal Government with me." Reaching into his rear
> pants pocket, he removes his badge and proudly displays it to the
> rancher. "See this badge? This badge means I am allowed to go
> wherever I wish,On any land. No questions asked or answers given.
> Have I made myself clear? Do you understand?"
>
>
> The rancher nods politely, apologizes, and goes about his chores.
>
> > A short time later, the old rancher hears loud screams and sees the DEA
> officer running for his life chased by the rancher's big Santa
> Gertrudis bull...
>
> >
> With every step the bull is gaining ground on the officer, and it seems
> likely that he'll get gored before he reaches safety. The officer is
> clearly terrified. The rancher throws down his tools, runs to the fence
> and yells at the top of his lungs...
>
>
> " Your badge! Show him your BADGE! "

hahaha, good shit!

That is a good one.