How to tell if you are a Democrat, Republican, or WV Redneck

Number of posts : 40 Location : Newark, Ohio Registration date : 2009-12-18

If you dont know what you are, here is a easy test to determine weather you are a Democrat, Republican or a wv Redneck. You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two kids. Suddenly a terroist with a huge knife in one a hand and a bomb in the other and comes running toward you shouting "death to the infidells" You are carrying a 1911 45ACP. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family. What do you do? Democrats Answer:#1Well that's not enough information to answer the question.#2What ils a 1911 45ACP? #3 Does the man look poor or operssed. #4 Is he really a terrorist? Or am I profiling? #5Could we run away.#6 What does my wife think. #7 Will any action I take cause my kids to be violent toward others? #8 Could I pobbibly swing the gun like a club and knock him out. #9 What does the law say about the situation. #9 Does the pistol have the apporpriate safety built into it? Why am I carrying a loaded gun in the first place, and what kind of message does it send to my kids? #10 Does he really want to kill me or just get my attention because he has been eathing too much sugar. #11 Should I call 911? #12 Why is the street so deserted? We need to raise taxes, have a paint and weed day. #13 can we make this a happier and healthier street that would discourage such behaavior. #14 I need to debate this with some friends for a few days before I can come to a consensus. #15 This is all so confusing. Those are the Democrats answer. The Republican answer #1 Bang The WV Redneck answer #1 Bang, bang, bang, bang,bang, bang, bang, (click click) Sounds of realoading, Bang, bang,bang, Daguhter, "Daddy, were those hollow points, Son, Hey dad can I fire a couple of shots too.