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bubba53 Moderator
Number of posts : 12045 Age : 71 Location : statesville,nc Registration date : 2009-08-29
| Subject: first time January 11th 2010, 9:40 pm | |
| A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl tells him that after dinner, she would like to have sex with him for the first time.
The boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacy to get some condoms. The pharmacist helps the boy for about half an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex. At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he''d like to buy a 3-pack, 10-pack or family pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all.
That night, the boy shows up at the girls parents house and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I''m so excited for you to meet my parents! Come on in!"
The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl''s parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head. A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his head down 10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy. Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over and whispers to the boyfriend, "I had no idea you were this religious."
The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your father was a pharmacist!"
Last edited by bubba53 on January 11th 2010, 11:09 pm; edited 1 time in total | |
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| Subject: Re: first time January 11th 2010, 10:47 pm | |
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| Subject: Re: first time January 11th 2010, 11:52 pm | |
| old one but a good one. |
| | | bubba53 Moderator
Number of posts : 12045 Age : 71 Location : statesville,nc Registration date : 2009-08-29
| Subject: Re: first time January 12th 2010, 12:40 am | |
| bush, you are only 25, how old is this joke. | |
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| Subject: Re: first time January 12th 2010, 12:47 am | |
| lol dont know. but read it years ago on the net. well to tell you the truth that was me. |
| | | bubba53 Moderator
Number of posts : 12045 Age : 71 Location : statesville,nc Registration date : 2009-08-29
| Subject: Re: first time January 12th 2010, 1:10 am | |
| you sure you ain't got your age numbers backwards in your signature | |
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| | | | Jeff M
Number of posts : 1777 Location : Moneta Va Registration date : 2009-02-16
| Subject: Re: first time January 12th 2010, 7:09 am | |
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| | | RZRCRAC
Number of posts : 574 Age : 57 Location : Indianapolis, IN Registration date : 2009-02-24
| Subject: Re: first time January 12th 2010, 10:55 am | |
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